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Our
company ethos

We’re not here to play nice.

At ChickenRazor.com, we believe the world’s gone soft — bloated with bullshit, smothered in buzzwords, and sterilized to hell. We’re the knife in that comfort bubble. We're the chaos in your inbox. We're the goddamn razor riding a chicken straight through the soul of mediocrity.

We’re the brand that makes you uncomfortable — and that’s the fucking point.

We’re ChickenRazor.
Sharp as hell. Fast as fuck. No clucks given.

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